2, 4, 6 or 8 Fremantle Dockers v Hawthorn Prelim Final Tickets in BURSWOOD, Western Australia for sale
Up to 8 tickets - ( 2, 4, 6 or 8 ) are now avail for the Freo Dockers v Hawthorn Hawks AFL Preliminary Final - Fri night 25.09.15 Domain stadium, bouncedown 0620pm. All side by side undercover tickets behind the goals at the Western ( Subi ) end. Please note - I am NOT a scumbag scalper, I am simply trying to pickup the shattered pieces from a 'double banger footy bonanza big bus boozed up bucks night bash' which has been abandoned last minute due to a promiscuous bride to be showing her true colors, amongst other things. You may have noticed that like the many other Dockers v Hawthorn and West Coast Eagles v North Melbourne Prelim final tickets currently for sale on Australialisted that these tickets too are for sale at a price above cost price. This however is NOT because I am yet another spineless, pondscum, limp wristed, oxygen thief scalper with little or no morals, dignity, honor, self respect, sense of right from wrong etc solely out for a quick buck at the expense of others, it is in fact in the interests of trying to recover the cost of a non refundable bus hire deposit, function centre cancellation fee and various other expenses associated with organising and then at very short notice cancelling a weekend of wild festivities, celebrations and entertainment. If by any chance any of the above happens to offend you, upset you, make you grind your teeth, clench your fists, wave your arms around uncontrollably, cry like Tony Abbott at a popularity contest or even lose bladder and ⁄ or bowel control, please feel free to contact Bronwyn Bishop and explain your unfortunate set of circumstances and ask firmly but politely for her to transfer some of her frequent flyer points into your name by way of compensation for any hardship, emotional, physical or physchological damage you may have suffered or will likely suffer due to reading this ad. She is standing by to take your call. On the other hand... If you genuinely want to buy tickets, ( These are 'hard copy tickets' - personally collected from Ticketmaster which means they cannot be emailed they can however be collected from Rivervale or Northbridge or I may be able to drop off ) please feel free to contact me (Jon) by phone or sms on ******** 001 + click to reveal . And please... No more die scalper scum messages.
Thank you for taking the time to read my ad. I have a few Eagles v Hawks tickets available too. Have a lovely day.... Unless of course you are a Hawthorn or Kangaroos supporter!